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 Misdemeanor In The Making, elliott mayer
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Secret Agent Man
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hey, so.
hypothetical.
say i happened to be out and about, minding my own business completely. some asshole runs into me and his wallet just happens to fall out of his pocket.
am i committing a crime by taking it? he didn't apologize. i feel like it doesn't count as a crime.
i can use it to buy you a new coffee machine. i'd be doing everyone a favor, really.
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Permalink / Apr 15 2018, 10:24 PM
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"conman"
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hey, so.
hypothetical.
i would literally arrest you myself. turn the wallet in.
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Permalink / Apr 15 2018, 10:34 PM
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Secret Agent Man
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you mean turn it in to you so you can buy yourself a coffee machine?
elliott mayer i never took you for a thief. we'll make something out of you yet.
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Permalink / Apr 15 2018, 10:49 PM
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"conman"
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that is NOT what i meant, gabriel!
i'm an agent of the law, i don't steal.
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Permalink / Apr 15 2018, 10:52 PM
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Secret Agent Man
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"i'm an agent of the law look at me, i'm so good, i've never even stolen a pencil"
look, just don't question it if a coffee machine shows up at your door. it was a gift from some higher power.
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Permalink / Apr 15 2018, 10:54 PM
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"conman"
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well actually i once stole candy from my neighbour when i was five, so. but that's beside the point.
first of all, please stop referring to yourself as a higher power. and second of all, don't you dare buy that coffee machine.
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Permalink / Apr 15 2018, 10:57 PM
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Secret Agent Man
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the horror! the sheer horror! i'm shocked the cops weren't called on you immediately. you should be in jail, you thief.
they said no take-backs, sorry, you're stuck with one.
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Permalink / Apr 15 2018, 10:59 PM
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"conman"
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maxdef agents kicked down my door the very next day and i've never stolen anything since. i'm a reformed man, you should take a leaf out of my book.
...who the hell are you buying from that would say 'no take-backs'?
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Permalink / Apr 15 2018, 11:05 PM
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Secret Agent Man
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but if i was reformed you wouldn't have a brand new coffee machine, courtesy of the asshole that ran into me.
i have my sources.
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Permalink / Apr 15 2018, 11:06 PM
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"conman"
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gabriel.
you're literally admitting, on record, to theft.
to an agent.
i thought you were meant to be really good at being a criminal?
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Permalink / Apr 15 2018, 11:10 PM
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Secret Agent Man
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elliott.
as if you'd bother with the paperwork of turning me in over one little wallet and a 1200 credit coffee machine.
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Permalink / Apr 15 2018, 11:11 PM
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"conman"
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1200 credits?!
what does it do, grow the coffee beans itself??
you're sending it back!
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Permalink / Apr 15 2018, 11:14 PM
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Secret Agent Man
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no, that would be ridiculous.
i already told you, no take-backs. sorry, you're a criminal accomplice now.
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Permalink / Apr 15 2018, 11:18 PM
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"conman"
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what's ridiculous is spending 1200 credits on a coffee machine!
i can't be an accomplice to this.
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Permalink / Apr 15 2018, 11:20 PM
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Secret Agent Man
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trust me, once you see it you won't think it's ridiculous.
is it safe to come home or are you going to have maxdef agents waiting for me?
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Permalink / Apr 15 2018, 11:22 PM
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